The Weebles Haunted House: A Real Estate Listing

by Eve Vawter

Image via  Etsy

Image via Etsy

Welcome to your spacious, stately, ready-to-move-into home! Homes like this rarely come on the market, so buyers, here's your chance!

The cobblestone pathway surrounded by lush green landscaping greets you with a charming picket fence and shuttered windows. Sellers will give a $5,000 allowance to remove signage on entry Palladian window that can easily be updated and enhance the curb appeal. (More on what the sign reads below!) This home features a lovely entry door which can easily be repaired to resolve creaking issues. The first floor has an elegant living room bookcase with a feature rarely seen in today's listings: a revolving mechanism which has a mirror feature on the opposite side! A cozy family room welcomes you on the opposite side of the entry where you can relax with friends and family. All furniture and unique artwork are included with this sale. 

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The second story boasts additional living space with a comfy relaxing area and a spacious bedroom at the opposite end of the house, with another wonderful and rarely-seen feature: a built-in wood-burning fireplace which contains a secret slide from the rooftop area, making your bedtime commute a breeze after enjoying time on the roof of your home. Since this listing includes all furnishings, feels free to enjoy your chest of gold discovered in the attic, and the sellers will make an allowance for an exterminator to eliminate bats. 

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Image via Ebay

For more information, here is a video listing of this home for sale which shows additional features: 



  • Beautiful curb appeal 
  • Secret bookcase 
  • Amusing mirror 
  • Secret belfry passageway 
  • Treasure 


  • Bedrooms: 1                                  
  • Bathrooms: 0 
  • Rooms: 6 
  • Square footage: Unknown 
  • Single family + room for one witch 
  • Heating: fireplace

We hope you join us for our first open house this Sunday, 12-5:00 p.m. Overalls suggested but not required. 

*It should be noted that even though the front window sign reads: Beware Ghost, the ghost in questions looks like this: 

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Image via Etsy

Thank you for viewing our listing and have a blessed day!