Google has made us some new working women emoji thanks to the Unicode Consortium in order to reduce gender inequality and to reflect the types of jobs that women actually hold. It's awesome and wonderful, especially considering women are the highest emoji users, even though I'm not a gazillion percent sure what jobs these new emoji actually depict. Here are my best guesses.
Job: Irene Cara / and/ or Jennifer Beals
This lady is the lady who plays Irene Cara in the Flashdance remake. This is her job. She's a maniac, maniac, and she's dancing like she never danced before. Listen a smart reader pointed out that this is technically Jennifer Beals. Due to the strides google is making I therefore say this emoji can depict either lady who has this job because equality!
Job: Super Mario
Also known as "JumpWoman," her job is jumping over the barrels Donkey Kong throws at her.
Job: The Egg-Lollipop Inventor
Ugh, I appreciate the fact that they have come up with more diverse women emojis but we all know the sad fate of what happened to the lady who invented the egg-lollipop. She barely sold any units on QVC and now she's working for that bozo who invented the Shake Weight.
This lady steals your credit card for a living.
Job: Wheat Waver
You know when they have a parade and the person who leads the parade has to wave a golden stalk of wheat at the parade viewers? That's the job this lady has.
Job: Walter White
This lady is a chemist and you know what I mean by chemist. I mean she is making drugs like Walter White made.
Job: Supermarket In-Store Clinic Nurse Practitioner
LOL, you thought she was a doctor — ladies can't be doctors stupid head. But if she accepts your insurance she can treat athlete's foot and hives and rashes and Impetigo.
Job: University Of Phoenix Graduate
She owes more than $35,000,000,000 in student loan debt.
Job: Pointy Stick Salesperson
This lady sells the sticks people use to point at things.
Job: Men's Warehouse Salesperson
After she gets through with you, you are gonna love the way you look.
Job: David Bowie
David Bowie died so now any lady can be David Bowie, thanks to Google emoji.
I know we all thought getting a taco emoji was great but this is real progress.