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Joseph Stalin, Malenkov, Nasser and Prokofiev, Rockefeller, Campanella, Communist Bloc. Everything from commentary on elections, politicians, policy, issues impacting women, families, and more. Bust out your best to look at all the various 'isms still menacing our country and the world. Op/eds, profiles, slam poetry. Help us fight the fire.
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We grew up surrounded by chenille drapes, shag pile carpets, TV dinners, mobile phones that could double as deadly weapons, and the first Apple Macs. Nancy Reagan was just saying no, and AIDS was rocking our foundations. We cooked with Chef Yan, and Martha Stewart in muted pastel shades. Did you bring your Material Girl aesthetic into your new millennium Love Shack? Or have you left it all behind for the clean lines of Konmari? Show us your Pinterest fails, or hashtag winning style.
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Saturday morning cartoons, Pac-Man, Janet Jackson's iconic key earring, and so much good bad TV — we watched a shit-ton of TV, didn't we? What a time to have been alive... Take us on a serious, sexy, or sardonic trip down pop culture memory lane. Send us 11 Reasons New Edition Kicks Every Millennial Boy Band's Ass. Send us your takes on today's pop culture and your takedowns of current media's trash-talk about the real greatest generation. Let's get personal, let's get physical.
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Remember when you weren't supposed to trust anyone over 30? Whether you were a mall goth, a grunge kid, or a preppy cheerleader wearing your boyfriend's sweater that smelled like Drakkar Noir, we want the fashion and beauty moments that defined you — then and now — in the way only a carefully constructed appearance does. Send us your throwback style, your vintage inspiration you still can't give up, your Doc Martens and baby dolls dresses that are cool again. Do not send us your tips for looking younger or your suggestions for losing 10 pounds before your reunion. Give us your style.
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How's your family? Fab? Or totally fucked right up? It doesn't matter. Plop your family junk right here. Parenting wins, fails, strategies. How messed up is it being the adult child of your old people parents right now? Don't forget your bitch sister. Geez, y'all, what does it all MEAN? Figure it out, wrestle with it, or burn it to the ground. Family Ties is where you send it in. See also: Your bitch sister.
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Your spot for all things science and health related. Help us delve into the scientific mysteries that are hyper-color and Crystal Pepsi. Share your stories of first — and last — periods. Discuss tales of getting hella stoned in your neighbor's garage when his parents weren't home, and your experiences with legal, medical marijuana today. She may have blinded you with science, but we'll help it all make sense.
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Got something else you wanna say but have no idea if it fits into any of the above? Send it to us anyway! We'd love to hear from you.
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