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Name: Caissie St. Onge

Age: 43

What was your first concert?

First concert without a parent was Bryan Adams. The Hooters opened. Years later I discovered that my husband had been at the same concert, a few years before we met.

Who was your biggest childhood crush?

Boys. Any boy on TV. Any boy at school. I even had crushes on one uncle and one cousin. Should I be saying this? Ugh, too late.

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Favorite book growing up? 

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I loved Stephen King books growing up. My dad always had the paperbacks around and then I would read them second. I loved all books, though. How could you pick one?

What's your best childhood toy-related scar?

My dog bit me in the face and I had to get stitches when I was little. Not toy-related, but if you ever needed a clearer message that pets are not toys, getting bitten in the face is a pretty good one!

What's the best part of getting older?

Knowing what all of your feelings are because you have had them before. So, if you are afraid or sad you can be like, "I know this one. Here's what I have to do to get out of this." Also, never underestimate the power that getting older gives you to call out bullshit when you see it. No more Ms. Nice Gal.

Caissie St.Onge is a comedy writer/TV producer & author who has worked with David Letterman, Rosie O'Donnell, Joan Rivers, Bette Midler, and Paul F. Tompkins, to name a few. She has a husband, two sons, and a pair of sister dogs.